: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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