If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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