I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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