Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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