STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
two words...techno handjob
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I lost the right to judge tonight
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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