some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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