If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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