Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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