if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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