oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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