you traded sex for a burrito?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
