if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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