I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
high people should be assigned attendants
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
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