i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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