In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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