quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Enjoy the penises
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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