How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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