My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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