I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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