Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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