Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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