did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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