how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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