need another drink. this is the easiest way
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
