So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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