She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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