that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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