is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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