in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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