I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I just want to make out with him forever
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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