Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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