That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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