My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
