haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Man, jail baloney is awful.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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