Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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