Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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