with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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