i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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