yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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