Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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