Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
