It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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