Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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