some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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