we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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