When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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