Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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