i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Randomize
