You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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