it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
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