Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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