So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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