Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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