Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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