i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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