did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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